|Yes. I know.|
Once we leave school, where's the badge of responsibility? I have a work's ID card (in fact, I have two, one from my employer, and one from the owners of the building we work in, so I can get in the door), the only thing that gives me is 10% off in my local 'Spoons. I have a bank card, all that gives me is petrol. I have a driving license, and all that gives me is a worry that this is the month the speed camera van will finally catch me unawares.
But I have to be a proper grown up person. Take today for example. Aside from work, I have bought furniture polish, forgotten to put the bins out, filled in Squeaky's school registration forms (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!), bought bird seed for the resident sparrows, registered with a new GP, took a healthy, home cooked lunch to work, and actually turned down the option of cake (OK, I might have had a doughnut earlier, but even so, there was cake & I didn't eat it!).
So, come on world, where is my Grown Up Badge?