|Not far away...|
Squeaky: Where's Daddy?
Me: In the boys changing room.
Squeaky: Boys smell of feet
Me: Yeah, ok, they do
Squeaky: You smell of feet
Me: Errr, THANKS, no I don't.
Squeaky: Incey Wincey Spider climbs up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sunshine and ... POPPED the spider out. Out came the sunshine and... POPPED the spider out. (Repeat this line 10+ times) Incey Wincey Spider climbed up the spout again
There are a few giggles to be heard in the changing room as Squeaky is not a quietly spoken child. At this point, I breathe a sigh of relief, and continue getting dry. I've just put my t-shirt on, and peeled off the bottom half of my swimming costume.
Squeaky: Mummy, what's that?
Me: What's what, darling?
Squeaky: THAT! You've got a bit of hair on your bottom!
Me (thinking fast): Oh, so I have. Incey Wincey Spider?
There are now much louder giggles from the rest of the changing room, and I am looking for a hole in the ground to swallow me up. I mean, WHAT do you say? And is this one of those milestones I should be writing down for future reference?