That ear infection I picked up in Majorca? 2 months ago? I'd like it to go away now please. 3 different lots of antibiotic ear drops, the last of which make me dizzy and kind of nauseous, and I've still got a sore, swollen ear with stuff in it. Which Squeaky of course makes contact with on a shockingly regular basis. Isn't it time it went away now?
I moaned about it on Twitter last month, and some strange spambot offered me a "free!" gadget treatment. Free in as much as I pay a fortune in shipping costs ($80?? I think not) for a glorified vibrator, and they would refund me if I submit a video-review to their website. I offered them a review here for not having to pay the shipping in the first place, but they weren't interested. Wonder if I'd've ever got the refund? I doubt it somehow. Maybe I should just get a cheap vibrator & hold it against my ear? (Confession time, I don't own a vibe, I never have. Does that make me strange?)
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